Hlastradamus: Take Hawkeyes (with the points)

Even centuries-old know-it-alls are mystified by the Big Ten's bungling.

Hlastradamus has gone kaplooey the last two weeks by having a misguided belief the Big Ten still plays competitive football. His 1-3-1 record against the spread last week sent him spiraling to 5-9-1 overall. But a five-game sweep this week should ease his pain. Yet, he stubbornly is backing Big Ten teams again this week.

Iowa +7

at Pittsburgh. The prophet plays the points, and panders to perusers of his predictions. That doesn't mean he isn't picking Pitt to ultimately prevail.

Missouri -13.5

vs. Indiana. Let's see, the SEC East defending champion against a perennial Big Ten losing team? How does that stack up?

Minnesota -8.5

vs. San Jose State. The sins of the Big Ten losing to everyone from Power Five conferences must be taken out on the San Jose States of the world, bless their hearts.

Texas State +14

at Illinois. There's only one reason to pick Illinois and give 14 points against anyone. Which is, of course, you don't believe the opponent actually exists. Texas State may be the 'university” on the 'Friday Night Lights” TV series that recruited Tim Riggins from Dillon High, but Hlastradamus will still pick the TSU Whatever They Ares.

Rutgers +6

at Navy. The Penn State-Rutgers game was the most-watched college football game in New York City last Saturday. Which is kind of like being the most-heard opera in Hay Springs, Nebraska.