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Updated: 22 March 2013 | 10:20 am in Basketball, Iowa State Cyclones, Sports, The Hlog by Mike Hlas

Dolphins like the Cyclones in NCAA tourney

They think Iowa State will win tonight, and four more times


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Dolphins are the second-most intelligent animal, behind humans. Or so some say.

I’ve been around dolphins on the Florida Keys. They seemed a lot smarter than some of the people I’ve encountered. I sure wouldn’t want to match wits with one. They’re fast, too. Man, they’re fast.

Anyway, dolphins at the Georgia Aquarium filled out NCAA tournament brackets earlier this week in a competition against well-known mammal Dick Vitale.

Vitale went with the chalk, as usual. He picks Louisville over Indiana for the title. How bold.

But the dolphins are picking San Diego State to defeat Iowa State in the national-championship game.

If the dolphins beat Vitale in the prognosticating, Vitale will be their personal servant.

Plus, it would be a heck of a thing for the Cyclones, huh?

Of course dolphins would pick San Diego State. Ever hear of SeaWorld?

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