From: CBS News

To: ABC, NBC, CNN, MSNBC

Hey guys, can you believe we managed to get President Obama re-elected despite this dismal economy? Man, the American people have been duped.

Kudos to Candy Crowley at CNN for helping our boy with the Libya thing during the town hall debate. Here at CBS, we did our darnedest to conceal this Benghazi stuff until the week before the election, and what about that storm.

Hurricane Sandy saved the day. The American people don’t want to hear about this foreign policy stuff, better to get photo-ops of Obama and Chris Christie. Shout outs to Brian Williams at NBC for paying lip service to Benghazi while he traveled with the president for two whole days. Asking one question about Libya and posing it as failure of intelligence? Brilliant.

Memo to Jake (ABC) and Sharryl (CBS): No more stories on foreign policy, gas prices or inflation. Save intelligent reporting for Republican candidates only.

The American people must be paying less attention than we thought. Four more years!

Lauren Cronbaugh

Walford